Stephen Colbert has a super PAC and he knows exactly what he wants to buy: the naming rights to his home state of South Carolina’s Republican primary and a ballot referendum question asking voters if they believe “corporations are people” or “only people are people.”
In an op-ed yesterday in South Carolina’s The State, Colbert explains that while his super PAC has encountered some snags in getting what it wants, he’s still willing to pay for the primary:

