She’s playing Sarah Palin in the new HBO movie “Game Change.” It’s about the 2008 election. Believe me, that was a tough role to prepare for, playing Sarah Palin. She had to spend over six months not studying anything.”
~ Jay Leno
Apparently John McCain is very unhappy with the way he was portrayed. He said he came across as a clueless and angry man. No one had the heart to tell him he was watching the toaster.”
~ Craig Ferguson
[NOTE* from Leftish: Oh, Sarah, Sarah, Sarah, you deserve your malicious ideas to boomerang back at you! You evil, vicious woman.]
“Personally I’d like to see Dems do a “Liberals vote for Newt, annoy a Conservative Campaign” just to annoy Sinner Sarah Palin. I’d love to see her go ballistic knowing that Liberals are voting for Newt in the Primaries as a vote for Obama in the General.”
~ Eric Larsen
[NOTE* from Leftish: I think this is a REALLY GOOD IDEA! Eric is referring, of course, to doing this in states that conduct open primaries. If you live in a state with an open GOP Primary, please consider doing this!]
Today, she shot a partridge in a pear tree.”
~ David Letterman
Also she announced, if anybody wants to rent or buy a Greyhound Bus decorated with the Constitution, you can get it for just sheckles.”
~ Jon Stewart
She is now, on her web site, asking her idiot fan base for donations because, quote, listen to this, donations for her ‘to help make her decision of whether or not to run’.
She wants money now for just thinking?
She will do ANYTHING to suck money out of Hilbillies, I’m telling you. She’s about 3 banjo lessons away from playing Branson, Missouri, that’s where that’s heading…”
~ Bill Maher
…from the man who did ‘Biggie and Tupac.’ The Palin documentary is similar…but with more guns.”
~ Conan O’Brien
Let me save you all some time. Are you ready?
Because they’re crazy people.
People who are not that bright and full of awful ideas. Pretty much the same exact reasons we didn’t care about George W Bush, and made jokes about him. So trust me, it’s not because they have breasts. It’s because they are boobs.”
~ Bill Maher